kittenball:

I need one of these next to my desk…

OMFG

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chassassasss:

hellotherekasy:

animolg:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

^HOLY CRAP LOLOLOLOLOLA,GFKLRAELJKGNRJKAELADFNGIDFANG

reblogging for the comment LOL

Same^

LOLing.

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I don’t know what this is, but I love it.

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There are no words.

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emmastormyx:

omg it just stays there pleased :>

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crying right now.

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Trashy fashion finds. lol.