chassassasss:

hellotherekasy:

animolg:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

^HOLY CRAP LOLOLOLOLOLA,GFKLRAELJKGNRJKAELADFNGIDFANG

reblogging for the comment LOL

Same^

LOLing.

(Source: secretsbest)

Made chicken enchiladas and some rice last night.

My future husband makes the best nachos. Mmmm, nachos.